We have watched a lot of the Olympics this past week, so my beloved and I think we know what it takes to be a champion. Here are five sports in which Cecil could win a gold medal:
2. Window-Sitting (see photographic evidence; withering glance=extra style points)
3. Airing Grievances
4. Sharing Thoughts and Feelings
5. The Feline Heptathalon, also known as Getting In The Way:
Butting In At The Breakfast Table; Sitting On Your Newspaper; Being Underfoot While You Walk Down a Flight of Stairs; Noodging Your Laptop; Being a Better Door Than a Window; Sleeping On Your Hair; and Sitting On Papers You Need To Grade.
As far as human Olympians go, we have great news: Matt and the U.S. Rowing Men's Eight got a bronze!