Departmental e-mails about closed classes, waiting lists, and fall orientation do not apply to me.
My hostas are growing back because even the rabbits have a reduced appetite in this heat.
I am needlessly overcompensating for next year's absence when I send my advisees detailed little memos about how we will interact when I am on sabbatical.
Cafe Kopi sells Dove Bars.
Nashville will probably be hotter than this.